I'll take it now.
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| There must be lots of things you can do to take your mind off sex. Do some laundry maybe... or watch TV. The women's tennis final is on, I understand. That should be exciting. Or beach volleyball. Anyway, it's only for a few weeks, right? |
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| My SO can be quite hard to please. I found it a bit dispiriting at first but then I learned about this technique for lowering the expectations you set yourself? So now I just aim for 'Not totally furious with me' and I hit that at least two days out of three, so that's pretty good. |
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| Unlike some human women, though, they won't insist on going again while you're still completely drained from the last time. |
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| I took a personality test once. Apparently I don't have one. |
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| Don't worry, she's obviously not going to drain you to an empty husk all in one go. Look at that figure - she probably limits herself to a couple of pints of blood a day. You might even last a week. |