Oh... now there was a reason. What on earth was it? Ermmm... let me think. |
It's her next project for the garden, after the sun deck is all done. |
They say that dieting requires self-discipline, but I've never found I needed any. |
Oh, humour her. Women can be silly about these things. An occasional waterboarding is a small price to pay for a harmonious mariage, hmm? |
Nothing. Yet. |