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| Fortunately, the best man's speech wasn't as embarassing as these things sometimes are. I guess it's hard to give a funny speech, when the bride's sucking you off. |
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| My wife likes to try adventurous sex, in all sorts of different public places. It's pretty exciting for me, too, when she comes home to tell me all about it. |
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| Well, looks like you won't be the only man on the gender studies course! |
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| She's really good at 'bitter, revengeful ex-girlfriend' scenes too. But she does charge extra. |
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| I think that's quite an important point. I mean, just because she tortures unwilling victims to death, that doesn't mean that's the only thing you can say about her, you know? She's a complete human being into lots of different stuff - don't judge her, OK? |