but it can spice things up a bit.
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| Next Christmas you can give her sole title to the house and all your finances. |
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| And there's New Year to look forward to after that. |
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| I'm sure she can find a way of taking your mind off it. |
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| I like turkey, but I hope Mike and Juan don't give me any more of that special eggnog. It tasted weird... |
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| Funnily enough, the year after they all gave each other little leather purses. What are the odds, eh? |