Lovemachine Serviceline, I’m Karen, how can I help?
It’s to do with your sexbot? OK. Is there a problem?
No? Oh. If there’s no problem then why did you…?
You just want to tell me how wonderful your sexbotis? Everything about her is perfect? OK sir. Well, that’s very nice. Now, if you don’t mind, I’ll –
She’s a series 5800? Wow. Top of the range, huh? No wonder you’re so pleased with her.
'She’s beautiful and you’re a lucky man even to be granted the privilege of licking her boots?' Oh..kay. I think maybe I’m getting the idea. Can you tell me which programme you’re running?
‘Domina Deborah”? I see. And you're running that right now, I take it? How’s that been going?
You have been ‘lucky enough to be granted the honour of serving her and being corrected for your many faults’. Ooh. You had the setting all the way up to 10, didn’t you?
What's that? Yes, I imagine you would have to be grateful. Very grateful indeed. I've seen the specs for the programme. She's not an easy lady to please, is she?
OK, well it's easy enough to fix. There's a small switch behind her ear, so if you reach up, you can -
'You're not allowed to raise your head above her knee height'? Yeah, OK, I can see that would be difficult. Can you try just reaching up and -
Ooh - that sounded nasty! Are you all right?
Yes, I suppose you are'a very lucky boy to have such a beautiful Mistress play close attention to you', aren't you? Sounds like you're going to need the reset safeword before she pays you so much attention you lose consciousness.
The reset safeword.
You did create a reset safewordbefore running the programme?
OK, well it's easy enough to fix. There's a small switch behind her ear, so if you reach up, you can -
'You're not allowed to raise your head above her knee height'? Yeah, OK, I can see that would be difficult. Can you try just reaching up and -
Ooh - that sounded nasty! Are you all right?
Yes, I suppose you are'a very lucky boy to have such a beautiful Mistress play close attention to you', aren't you? Sounds like you're going to need the reset safeword before she pays you so much attention you lose consciousness.
The reset safeword.
You did create a reset safewordbefore running the programme?
No? Why don't you men ever read instructions? Then you’re a very silly boy, aren’t you? Are you going to ask me nicely for the default reset safeword?
No, more nicely than that. Call me Mistress Karen.
Well that’s not a very nice word is it? I don’t think DominaDeborah is going to like that. Hello?
Hello?
Caller?
Oh well. Cos if you’d asked really nicely, I could even have done a remote reset. But you didn’t. So I won’t.
Lovemachine Serviceline. I’m Karen, how can I help?