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| Horsey horsey don't you dare stop. |
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| In case you're thinking the judge was a little unfair - apparently the man in this sorry little tale had been masturbating to pictures on the Internet. I think we can all agree that's a good reason for him to lose everything, can't we? Disgusting habit. Just ask Google. |
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| It's odd, isn't it? Some of us would bend over backwards to be in that situation. Forwards, too. |
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| Try to be brave. Think of her feelings, after all. |
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| I would. |