It's Christmas! Get on with your chores! |
| The divine Ms Haberman. Could you possibly want anything else for Christmas? Could you? Oh. Well, you can't. |
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| Not that "we" get much say in the matter. |
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| OK, rather a bleak caption for Christmas I suppose... but remember - it's Christmas for him, too. He just doesn't know it. |
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| You'll have to apologise to your wife when you next see her, for suspecting her of such an evil plan. Maybe in sign language. |
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| I have no idea who that is, but I hate him with a burning passionate envy that I can barely express. Ahem. |