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| She's very particular about the gardening - that's why she has them whipped so often. She's very particular about sex too, but then as her husband you know that already don't you? |
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| It must be very difficult for her, being trapped in a sexless marriage like that. Still, she could probably play around a bit. I mean, it's only fair. And who knows - maybe one day they'll find the key. |
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| She did make a particular point of how cruel and heartless she was in the advert, to be fair. |
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| Women, eh? There's always one more thing, isn't there? |
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| Pesky Geneva Convention. |
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| So bandwagon! Much out-of-date meme. Many comic sans (sorry Steve!). |
