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| Oh relax! Look if George is hetero too, then it's not like you're going to be having gay sex anyway, is it? I mean, who's going to make you do it? |
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| The offence? Oh - unauthorised erection, I think. Now just watch the caning very carefully and try not to let it happen again, OK? |
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| Could get expensive. |
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| Well I think it's rather sweet. |
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| Men can be so obsessive about these little things. |