...but so can lying.
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| Actually, he was wearing two belts. |
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| Men's brains aren't good at remembering dates, but they do have a really good nerve connection to the genitals, so it's a perfect match. |
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| "Snip-Lit". It's going to be the next big thing after 50 Shades of Grey, you'll see. |
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| She's not actually a dentist. She did admit that on his fourth visit, to be fair. |
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| I think this is one of those marriages where the arguments always end up with screaming and tears, don't you? |
