It's a strangely self-defeating exercise, because we love it.
That's kind of her. Not exactly a sympathy fuck... more of a pitiful wank. But the principle's the same. |
Kinda scary. Yeah. |
I hold that truth to be self-evident. |
OK, now that would be humiliating. And not in a good way. Well...maybe a little bit good...mmmm. |
It's uncanny. It's almost as if she knows me. Do you think I should go and hang around her house in Beverly Hills... see if fate somehow brings us together? |