Quite a moment here, in your marriage. Because it's the last time you'll hear "fetch the canvas bag" without experiencing that stab of fear. |
Nothing wrong with a healthy day's sport. Really, they're just helping Nature to keep the numbers down. |
God, it can be agonising waiting for a woman to come sometimes, can't it? Especially when you've started drawing blood. Oh well - better get on with it. |
Really, you can scream and beg as much as you like. She doesn't mind at all. |