Speaking of which, I thought I'd just share with a little thing that happened to me yesterday - in real life, I mean, not 'Servitor' life.
So I was leaving Starbucks (in Paris) and there was this young woman coming in, so I held the door open for her and vaguely smiled as she went past, as you do. And you know, she didn't acknowledge me? Not even a nod, just strode through, head held high, ignoring me as if I were merely part of the furniture.
I mean, can you believe some people?
I thought about that all day. Wonderful! What bliss it is to be alive, and all that.
Anyway, true story. Now on with the stuff that isn't.
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| Subsequently twice married to a billionaire, this one. Not bad, is it? The same billionaire twice, I mean, not two billionaires. I don't suppose he got the hockey stick treatment... but you never know, he might have done. |
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| Don't forget to include a little gift (or, better, a large one) in your thank-you email, so she'll know you mean it. |
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| Mistress is cleverer than you. Do try to remember that, OK sweetie? I know it's not easy, remembering stuff. |
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| He still screams of course - in fact, these days he often starts screaming before they even start, as he knows what's coming. But it's lost that element of surprise, that's all she's saying. Time for a bit of a change. |
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| The very idea! He's got a lot to learn. |