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| 'PIV' (Penis in Vagina) is not the only sort of sex a married couple can try, after all. There's 'SIA' (strap-on in anus), for instance, or 'PIALTTUIBEIADREFWTSITP' (penis in a little tube tucked up in bed early, in a different room entirely from where the sex is taking place) too. |
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| Thank goodness for that. |
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| My SO and I take all the financial decisions together. I don't actually take part in the decision, obviously, but I'm usually there when it's made and that's what matters. |
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| Findom clients are born not made, they say. One every minute, I've heard. |
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| Actually, she decided in the end that most of the guys she's fucked probably wouldn't get the reference (they tend not to be bookish types), so she went with something a bit less subtle on the same theme. |