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| Thank goodness he's around. |
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| My SO can be quite inconsistent on this. If a tawse or cane she was hoping to use goes missing - or on one memorable occasion the batteries from her favourite cattle-prod - she instantly suspects me and we 'have a little chat' about it. But if a key isn't where she'd expected it to be it's 'just one of those things' and 'is bound to turn up in a month or two'. Women. Eh? |
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| As anyone deeply familiar with the OWK photographic record will testify: describing an OWK slave as 'that one with the stupid moustache' isn't really specific enough. They might have to have a lot of slaves punched to be sure to get the right one. Still, no real harm done if so, I suppose. |
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| Am I the only male sub whose first experience of toilet slavery was during the interval during a fully-booked theatrical performance? I suspect not. |
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| ...which is actually true of a lot of things, if you think about it. As I'm sure you have. Pervert. |