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| Older husbands might start to find it hard to bend down every morning (and evening, obviously) for the greeting, but there's a simple solution, especially after retirement - just stay on hands and knees all day. |
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| Mock away. |
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| If you wiggle about, he'll probably finish quite quickly. |
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| They know all the tricks. Actually, occasionally the 'clients' aren't faking and are genuinely unconscious, but then if they're hung up and severely whipped, they can't feel it and no harm done? Right? Well, OK, technically some harm maybe, but nothing to get bothered about. |
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| Yup. I was asked the other day if I'm sexually experienced and - with all due modesty - I did have to say that I thought the stain on the floor in front of my computer table could speak for itself on that particular score! She looked suitably impressed. |