Especially for all those readers who've been clamouring for captions of femdom in realistic, domestic settings - another post featuring fairytales and magic. What can I say... if you're not into being treated with contempt, don't read the blog, yeah?
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Story of my life... I start chatting to a pretty young lady and it's going well, then up comes some handsome stud and I just get crushed underfoot and my sticky, bloody remains fed to the pigeons. Happens. Every. Single. Time.
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It's lucky the castle has facilities to contain a wild beast securely. In fact, I've heard it has capacity for several, so you'll be perfectly safe.
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She's not good at small-talk, but I'm sure that when she meets the Prince that won't be an obstacle to their romance blossoming.
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Occasionally you'll spend an hour or so being only eight inches long - tall, I mean. But you need to practice holding your breath before she'll try that.
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Don't worry, she'll look after you.
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