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| What sixth sense is it that tells me that when Cindy finally gets the rock of her dreams, she's going to want it put right back where it came from? |
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| It's her way of coping with grief. Don't worry, she got plenty of cock on the second night of her marriage, though. |
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| You know you're going to be in good hands. |
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| He was right about one thing: one minute did indeed turn out to be more than was really needed. |
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| If you're wondering how she intends to tackle the awesome responsibility of deciding who stays and who ends up in the bin-liner, she - oh, she already decided apparently. But I'm sure she gave it a lot of thought - you know, just very quickly. |