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| I just have resting silly grumpy-face. When I don't have resting screamy pleading-face, anyway. |
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| It's supposed to be quite effective in preventing premature baldness... or was that 'laziness'? All good, either way - just ask Helen. |
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| Of course, she might do that even if he doesn't make her. |
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| And don't forget to wag that cute little rubber dildo-tail. |
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| I remember my first, fumbling attempts at sexual intercourse! Embarrassingly bad, like most men I suppose. I can laugh about it now, along with the guests whenever my SO tells the story, but at the time it was quite humiliating, especially with all those other guys there. I suppose a second time needn't be quite such a... a shall we say 'cringe-inducing failure' but as my SO likes to say, 'why risk it?' |