This week's handy hint: safewords! After this picture!
Here we go with Servitor's top ten words or phrases that are unsuitable to use as safewords:
10. More please
9. Eyjafjallajökull (unless you're Icelandic, in which case Vanhankaupunginselkä will do just as well)
8. I hardly felt that.
7. That was great, Mistress. Now I just need a blow job to finish me off! I'll pay you extra, if it's a good one.
6. (your bank account details)
(top 5 after the picture)
5. How can a clam cram in a clean cream can? (but you have to pronounce it right)
4. కష్టంనాకువిప్
3. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife. However little known the feelings or views of such a man may be on his first entering a neighbourhood, this truth is so well fixed in the minds of the surrounding families, that he is considered as the rightful property of some one or other of their daughters.
2. I think you should stop, you're not doing it right. My last domme was much better.
...number one after the picture (you're getting the idea, right?)
...and the number one winner, with more than twice as many votes as the next most unsuitable is...
...wait for it...
1. Bitch
There we are. Just another handy hint from Servitor. Annoying the hell out of dommes, so you don't have to. Testing No. 1 was pretty damn painful I can tell you, but it's all part of the service.
Let's see how our young test subject got on, shall we? Did he choose a good safeword?
Oh - one last thing! Remember, readers, never - ever - confuse anything you read on Contemplating the Divine with serious bdsm advice. OK? Play safely now!
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| Now, here's someone who looks like he's going to need a really good safeword. Let's see how he gets on, shall we? We'll check back on him at the end of the blog post. |
Here we go with Servitor's top ten words or phrases that are unsuitable to use as safewords:
10. More please
9. Eyjafjallajökull (unless you're Icelandic, in which case Vanhankaupunginselkä will do just as well)
8. I hardly felt that.
7. That was great, Mistress. Now I just need a blow job to finish me off! I'll pay you extra, if it's a good one.
6. (your bank account details)
(top 5 after the picture)
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| Listen: whatever safeword you choose, don't be like this silly old fool and forget what it is, OK? It might seem a bit of a chore to learn it carefully, but really, when you're screaming the place down and begging for mercy for the last half hour of your session, you'll wish you'd repeated it to yourself just once or twice more. You know? |
5. How can a clam cram in a clean cream can? (but you have to pronounce it right)
4. కష్టంనాకువిప్
3. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife. However little known the feelings or views of such a man may be on his first entering a neighbourhood, this truth is so well fixed in the minds of the surrounding families, that he is considered as the rightful property of some one or other of their daughters.
2. I think you should stop, you're not doing it right. My last domme was much better.
...number one after the picture (you're getting the idea, right?)
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| Now here's an interesting situation. Can there be any doubt that the only acceptable safeword for the bottom to choose here is "Ninety, thank You Mistress"? |
...and the number one winner, with more than twice as many votes as the next most unsuitable is...
...wait for it...
1. Bitch
There we are. Just another handy hint from Servitor. Annoying the hell out of dommes, so you don't have to. Testing No. 1 was pretty damn painful I can tell you, but it's all part of the service.
Let's see how our young test subject got on, shall we? Did he choose a good safeword?
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| Oh dear. Better keep checking in with Servitor's handy hints! |
Oh - one last thing! Remember, readers, never - ever - confuse anything you read on Contemplating the Divine with serious bdsm advice. OK? Play safely now!