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| Don't worry too much about it: I've often noticed the women in my life using 'if' when they really mean 'when'. 'If' I decide to punish you... if I bring a guy home... if you fuck this up again... and so on. |
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| They should be more charitable towards her, even if she does have some odd ideas. After all, she's a grieving widow, the poor thing. |
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| It was maybe considering a little pleading whimper, but it won't even try, now. |
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| Medical researchers have made huge strides in pain management in recent years, as her husband will soon discover. |
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| Abandoned gimps seem to be everywhere these days, it's a modern plague. Fortunately, very few people care. |