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| Just before he takes his real marriage vows. |
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| Don't worry: biting during sex play is considered vanilla these days, so no one at work is likely to bat an eye if you turn up with a few playful bite marks on your neck, slightly raggedy ears or a couple of missing fingers. So just let her go with it. |
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| My SO thinks electric shocks are funny too. I've never really seen the humour in it myself, but maybe it's one of those Mars/Venus things. |
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| It's always worth buying things in bulk. My friends at school bought me a lifetime's supply of condoms and I'm less than one third of the way through. Exactly one third, actually. |
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| The decision-making in this marriage is shared. Once she's made a decision, she shares it with you. Well... it's best to know, isn't it? |
And a topical one for the Brits:
