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| But I haven't even asked yet! |
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| Retractable steel blades? Where's the fun in that? I prefer her method. |
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| Not really. Sure: it would have been a turn-on. But would that have made the beatings any easier to take? |
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| It's all in the wrist. |
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| To be honest, I didn't feel like I was running out of things to cry about before. But I suppose she's only trying to help. |