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| It's not that Robert can't do his own, obviously. But you're so much better at it than him - and so much worse at sex. It just makes sense all round. |
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| You'll notice she hasn't said you have to decide quickly, as she's getting a lot of interest from other potential occupants? That's because she isn't and anyway, she's already decided. |
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| A cover's probably best. They're quite compassionate, the two of them, so having something unpleasant like that in sight could ruin what they had planned to be rather a special moment. |
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| Ah... back in the time when the gimp suit came off at the end of the day. I miss that stage of our relationship, but times change, I suppose, and we move on. |
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| It's best not to quibble about the word 'enjoy'. It's like the word 'slavery' - means different things to different people. |