Just trying out a more literal approach to naming these posts. I have to say, though, I reckon "Attractive young women saying vaguely threatening things" would make a great name for a band.
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| My muscles are relaxed. The rest of me is suddenly feeling strangely tense. |
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| Romantic moment ahead! No spoilers, but let's just say this turned out to be the turning point in their relationship. This is when it became serious... really serious. |
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| Don't worry: she'll make sure he drinks plenty of liquids too. |
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| Oh, OK. Plenty of time then. She's not planning to turn it any further until after tea. |
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| I don't know about you but I just seem to be constantly charging appliances. If it's not the phone, it's the shock collar, if it's not the shock collar it's the cattle prod. I'm sure life was simpler in the old days. Even on our wedding night... turned out I was supposed to have charged up her vibrator. She wasn't pleased, I can tell you. |
