It's a photostory! I don't do many of these... though there was that thing with the divine Anne, more years ago than I care to remember.
But this is another divine person: the wonderful, sexy, glamorous and creative Divine Mistress Heather, in fact (or, more specifically, in fiction).
Obviously, needless to say, this is a silly made-up story, produced solely as a perverse sexual fantasy, that in no way reflects the professional or personal attitudes, opinions, proclivities or political views of Divine Mistress Heather.
In reality, of course, Mistress Heather is actually a very nice person and, erm...
Oh. OK, maybe she isn't. But I'm sure that just makes her even more wonderful still.