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| You could try hopping from one foot to another. It does no good, but it's traditional somehow. |
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| And then they could sit on them sitting on the cones. |
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| If all else fails, 'being male' would do. |
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| I was once told by a sex worker that 45 seconds with me was worth as much to her as an hour or longer with a "normal client". I thought that was such a nice thing to say that I got distracted and nearly missed my deadline. |
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| Let's hope someone brought the lube! |