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| Don't worry, I'm sure she'll get the hang of it. |
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| I once had a date with a girl who claimed never even to have heard of SPH, but she was really good at it. I guess some people are naturals. |
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| "Let the butt plug take the strain" was actually one of my few successes when I worked as an advertising copywriter. |
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| On your toes and bent over - at the same time. Welcome to the modern marriage. |
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| Radical. |