When I was a lad I fantasised
Of being by a lady with a cane chastised.
I visited a domme and I paid my dues,
And I polished up the leather on her high heeled shoes.
(He polished up the leather on her high heeled shoes.)
I polished up that leather so carefully
That now I am a sissy maid to Mistress B.
(He polished up that leather so carefully that now he is a sissy maid to Mistress B!)
Ti tum ti tum ti tum ti tum
In our next encounter, I played the role
Of a schoolboy, under very strict control,
Withmytieaskewandmyhomeworklate
I wrote five hundred times that I deserved my fate.
(He wrote five hundred times that he deserved his fate.)
I copied all those lines so obediently,
That now I am a sissy maid to Mistress B.
(He copied all those lines so obediently that now he is a sissy maid to Mistress B!)
I turned up each month with my tribute in hand
In a plain paper envelope like contraband
Andsoonfoundmyself,though not first - by far
Appointed to her stable as a regu-lar
(Appointed to her stable as a regu-lar.)
I was spanked and pegged so reg-u-larlee
That now I am a sissy maid to Mistress B.
(He was spanked and pegged so reg-u-larlee that now he is a sissy maid to Mistress B!)
In visiting my Mistress for my monthly task
For a sign of her favour I began to ask
And my joy knew no bounds when, before her throne
I received a leather collar naming me her own
(He received a leather collar naming him her own.)
That collar was my passage to slavery,
So now I am a sissy maid to Mistress B
(That collar was his passage to slavery so now he is a sissy maid to Mistress B!)
Quite soon in my journey as a collared slave
Iwasfitted with a tube so I don’t misbehave
AndI soon experienced a sharp decrease
Inthefrequency withwhichIcouldachieverelease.
(The frequency with which he could achieve release.)
I spent so much time in chastity
ThatnowIamasissy maid to Mistress B.
(Hespent so much time in chastity, that now he is a sissy maid to Mistress B).
I retired from my job, free at last from stress
And I bought myself an apron and a frilly dress
Formy plans for retirement had been long laid
Toattempt domestic service as a sissy maid!
(Toattempt domestic service as a sissy maid)
Iteetered on my heelssoprecariously
That now I am a sissy maid to Mistress B.
(He teetered on his heels so precariously, that now he is a sissy maid to Mistress B).
So....
If you dreamofalifetime spent in unpaid work,
With the cane awaiting when you dare to shirk
Ifyourheartleapshighatthethoughtofamop
And a life down scrubbing on your knees, non-stop.
(And a life down scrubbing on your knees, non-stop.)
Spend all of your money on your session fee
And you all may be sissy maids to Mistress B.
(Spend all of your money on a session fee and you all may be sissy maids to Mistress B!)
Pictures are from the rather lovely cleversissy.tumblr.com, who surely is.