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| It is. We so easily lose sight of what's really important in this world. |
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| Ah... the Police. They never do anything, do they? You know, a few weeks ago I filed a detailed report about how I had been kidnapped by five young blonde lesbians and they put a collar and chain on me, then dressed me in a frilly maid's dress and made me lick their boots clean, while they kissed and cuddled each other wearing various latex and leather outfits - and do you know what? The Police said they thought I'd made it all up! |
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| No rush. You're not going anywhere. |
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| Many men who've been on the course say it was a life-changing, eye-opening experience. They're all very, very grateful. |
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| Not too much, mind. Don't want to make it too easy. |