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| What was his offence? Oh - reading porny blogs on the Internet, I think. Eighteen months with hard labour - he got off quite lightly, wouldn't you say? |
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| Mmmm. A new experience!. |
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| Just like a mother to remind you of those embarassingtimes over her knee, eh? Last Friday, for example, just before the wedding. That was a bad one. |
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| Freedom is slavery. |
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| Well... at least you're talking. That's good, right? |
